The overwhelming consensus among male
viewers is that it was a lot of fun coming
to know Kelly
Goldsmith on Survivor 3 Africa. Her
fast-talking banter, quick-wit, and
sneering jibes left us bemused and
in-stitches from her first aside with
the camera. Never have we seen a
woman roll her eyes with such celerity, nor
curl her upper lip with such
alacrity. In a world woefully bereft
of active eyebrows and outward facial
expressions, Kelly has cornered the
market.
Another unusual
character trait that seems uniquely
Kelly's is the way she moves about ~ that
is to say hurriedly, as though she's just
been shot out of a cannon. Without
being more specific, let's just say we can
think of several very good ways to channel
all that excess energy.
The
ex-cheerleader and homecoming queen is
known near and far by her nickname
'Super-perfect-everything-girl', which
from a man's point of view accurately
describes her in every respect except
one. Namely, Kelly is an unabashed
shopping hound whose secret goal may be to
max out the Visa cards of every man she
meets. Caveat emptor, gentlemen.
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